Saturday, December 20, 2008

Guess who's back...

I picked the wrong day to stop California Prop. 215 Medical Marijuana...

I think this blog needs me. Time to dust off the 1's and 0's that make up the magical words I put on the screen.

While I flex my creative juices I'll distract you with a pic of me an hour into an open bar.


Friday, October 17, 2008

Catching up

I picked the wrong day to stop blogging...

OK I'm back at it again. Let's do a quick recap of the last couple of months.

I'm now single.
I'm now a single dad.
I moved into a new house.
One car was towed.
I ran out of my meds twice.
Child and Family Protective Services came into my life again.
I got involved with a restraining order.
I testified in court.
My oldest child got 3 F's his first report card in High School.
Same child cursed me out when his laptop was taken away because of the 3 F's.
Youngest child has been distrupting his kindergarten to the point where a conference was needed. (Kindergarten!)
My nomination for Father of the Year was withdrawn.

OK. I made that last one up.

I think I'm going to do a beat down on 2008 so Baby New Year can show up sooner. That old man has it coming.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Why comics will never be for kids again...

The artists and writers have a very particular sense of humor. This wasn't published though.








This is actually an homage to a previously edited cover of Spiderman.




Coolest in Show, Comicon 2008



The ORIGINAL Captain America. Look it up everyone.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Teacher Uses the N Word

I picked the wrong day to stop watching Birth of a Nation...

Say what you want but there's no way THIS guy's English class is ever boring.


Friday, August 1, 2008

Obama Drinks Your Milkshake!

I picked the wrong day to stop dieting...

I got one of these bad ass mofos designed by Alex Ross but it doesn't fit right. Argh! Back to Bally's for me.



Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ha! He's finally aging!

I picked the wrong day to stop taking botox...


It's finally happening! Superboy is aging! Look!





Oh... Wait a second. Now he's even better looking. Fuck me...