On Saturday I wound up at a wedding for my niece (on the inlaw side) way out in Riverside, California. The wedding was held in this beautiful castle which was run and maintained by Teen Challenge. Teen Challenge is a faith based rehab that appears to do incredible work. One of the programs they run is a residential program where they put the over 18 people to work at events. Sure enough there were many clean cut kids who served us our food and drinks. I wound up talking to a couple of them and I was impressed by their manners and openess. At the same time, as there was no alcohol or loud music present at this venue, all I could think of was the words of the immortal Artie Lange. "Man, a year ago this would have all been one hell of a party."
So the wedding was very nice and the setting gorgeous. A tear almost came to my eye seeing these young people taking their vows. I first met my neice when she was 13 and I never imagined seeing such a day so soon. The time really flies. So of course my serenty was all broken when my 13 year old daughter catches the fucking bouquette!
And don't think I didn't catch the the guy who caught the garter belt licking his chops for a few minutes. Luckily that tradition was overlooked this time. There was about to be a beat down in Riverside, yo.
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